My need for the toilet is greater than the need for third world aid.
I am very much amused by those good bourgeois Socialists who are always telling us: “Let us first educate the people and emancipate them.” We say, on the contrary: Let them first emancipate themselves and then they will look after their own education. Who will teach the people? You? But you will only inculcate in them all the prejudices which guarantee your existence …
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